john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
we take the naps we think we deserve
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me